Had to switch up the title on this one thanks to Michelle Obama. Chef Elise was on 10 this weekend and I almost didn't make it. Let me go apologize to my Mom again.

Celebrating the family I got to choose plus an important update on one of my longest-standing goals.

It's my birthday, so I gift to you one of the many lessons I've learned over 41 years about how not to treat people. I swear I've changed.

I hope someday Elise understands the sacrifices that dads make, until that time I got some sh*t to get off my chest.

You find life lessons in the strangest places. A fire alarm takes me down a crazy road. I also discuss the importance of shutting the F' up!

I'm back after a battle with the "flu". My near-death experience made me reflect on some of my better memories. I actually was cool at one point...maybe.

Boring week, but things picked up over the weekend. Do you TITF?

A bullet in the teeth, a tiny ref, a scary Mormon, and the joys of self-evaluation.

Spent some time in my least favorite place, outside, and it was magical. My apologies to the Commanders, I couldn't afford to lose this week.

I come here to confess my sins and admit my shortcomings as a father..